Life of Bjoernar

Hi guys!

I’m back from a trip in Sweden, and I’ve enjoyed myself pretty well today. Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’ve had a great time today. Me, my brother, his girlfriend and my mother went to a town with a couple of stores. So I bought myself some new clothing, and some more that I can’t remember right now. Anyway, it was great and we went bowling afterwards. I’m kinda tired right now, so I’m just gonna let the pictures tell themselves.

Hey you all!

How are you doing? The sun is shining incredibly much today as well, so the vacation couldn’t start better. I’m a little concern about the temperature outside today if I’m going outside. Last night was cold; really cold. I was freezing at the living room and in my bedroom in the basement, so it wasn’t comfy. I don’t think the temperature has gone up, but I don’t know if I wanna go outside if it’s that cold. Oh... it’s -18ºC (-0.39ºF). That’s too cold to be outside. It’s in the middle of the morning, and it’s that cold. I’m not going outside. I don’t wrap myself into much clothing when I’m going outside, so there is no way that I’m going outside. Too bad, actually. The weather is so beautiful.

My brother (and maybe his girlfriend... hopefully) is coming to town I hope the upcoming week. I just hope they’re coming. I don’t what it is about having my brother and his girlfriend at my moms house. It’s so great. We watched Wall-E at my bedroom once, and I miss it. I don’t know what it is, but I’m looking forward to see them every time it’s considered. If they’re coming tomorrow, we’re probably going to bowl at Sweden with my mom. That’s fun. I don’t see them both so much, therefore it’s very nice to spend some time together.

Guys; DON’T EAT FROZEN DONUTS! When you’ve bought something you need to save for later, you put it in a freezer. That’s cool, you know, you need some food for later. But for the love of God, don’t freeze donuts. The donuts are tasteless when you decide to «unfreeze» it (there you go: that’s how good my English is). There might be a little bit of taste in it, but it’s nothing compared to when you bought it. So eat it or leave it - don’t freeze it. That’s a disaster move.

I was just thinking about the moving to USA, and I kinda wonder where I wanna move. I’ve been thinking about New York, Los Angeles and Phoenix. I’m not sure. I know I can afford it, but I just don’t know where I wanna live. I’m trying to make a «pros and cons» list, but it’s still hard to decide. New York might be a good place to search for jobs, and Los Angeles is hot and glamourous. I gotta choose between lifestyles, and that isn’t the easiest thing to do.

 
You wanna see something cool?  This clip is just hilarious! :D

Anyway, that’s it for today. I hope you enjoyed yourself... don’t take that the wrong way. :D
 

Hi.

Sorry for not blogging yesterday, but I was working all night. However, the vacation is coming around. Finally I’m getting a week off. Even though I probably have to work a little bit during the vacation, the most important is that I’m getting time to relax.

OMG! Alli, as known in «Internet Killed Television»,  just pulled the most hilarious prank ever! Alli is enganged to Charles, which makes this prank even more hilarious. Alli pretends that the engagement ring fell down into the sink, which it doesn’t. Alli’s acting perfectly like it really happen. I suggest you check it out. The video preview obviously failed, so click here to see it.

In Norway and Sweden there is a «battle», which basically is about Norway and Sweden competing against each other in winter sports. I gotta make a statement about that «battle», or whatever you wanna call it. The Norwegians aren’t being good winners or losers. When Norway looses, they get pissed off and blames their health or whatever. When they win, they are bad winners. They’re like: Sweden sucks, haha, we won! Sweden is taking it easy when winning or loosing. That’s why I’m hoping for a Swedish victory.

Anyway, it’s vacation tomorrow for me. So what am I gonna do besides the work? I was considering a trip to the alpine center in Sweden, but I hope my friend Vilde comes. I haven’t seen her in a while, so I hope she’ll join along with Linn (which you remember from my last trip). The alpine center trip is hilarious. The first time we went to Sweden at the alpine center, Per Kristian broke his staff in the elevator. That’s one epic fail!

Well, that was a short update of today. See you later!
 

Hi guys!

This blog is probably gonna be short, because I'm devastated after the alpine trip. Well, let me tell you about it. It was a lot of fun. We had a lot of fun on and off the skis. When we drove into the woods, there was this talking moose just saying some random shit. That was kinda funny, actually. The skiing became worse when I felt this huge pain in my feet, but we skied until it closed.

When it closed, we was suppose to bowl. Unfortunately, the bowling hall was fully booked. Therefore we decided to play in the game room with a lot of silly simulators and shit. Mattias and I got really pissed at a boxing simulator. We were suppose to hit as hard as we could, but we always went 50 points from the high score. That was confusing.

I just remembered something about the time in the gaming room. All four of us was going to drive on the rally simulator. It didn't go to well with all of us. When we were suppose to drive, Per Kristian, tried to find the clutch (which weren't there) when we start driving. Lol, that was funny.

After we played for a while, Mattias realized that they sold the "Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream" where we were. My brother told me that Ben & Jerry is the best ice cream he's ever tasted (my way of telling). So Linn, Mattias and I tasted a 0,5 liter (0.13 gallon) each. I'm telling you guys, Ben & Jerry is the best ice cream I've ever tasted! I ate the "New York Super Fudge Chunk", and it tasted wonderful. Unfortunately, we didn't eat all of it. It was a lot of ice cream and a lot of calories. So we threw it after eating a while. I'm gonna get more of that one; it's amazing!

Look guys, I'm very exhausted right now. So I'm gonna end the blog for today. But tomorrow it's new years eve! You can expect a good blog tomorrow. ;-)

I'll see you later!

Hi guys!

Have you ever woke up in the morning and NOT think about yesterdays mistakes? Especially when you should have, haven't you thought about it? I experienced this morning. Yesterday I was suppose to meat two of my best friends, Sofia and Lisa, but I was too exhausted to join them. I felt awful about it yesterday (after all, I said that I got to improve myself). Amazingly enough, I didn't think about it when I woke up this morning. I usually think about it for a long time feeling bad about it. Of course I feel bad about it, but life goes on. You can't stop living the day today if you can't accept yesterday. I will learn from this, but I just need to move on. Yes, it was a bad thing to do, but you can't get stuck in a situation and let your life pass by. Think about it.

If someone asks you in 20 years what you did as a youth, your answer shouldn't be "feeling bad". Bad things happen to every single person on earth (it does), just accept it. Some things are harder to get over than other, but don't get stuck in a small situation. I can meat my friends another day. It's not like it's the last possible day to meat them. I'm actually moving into the same city that one of my friends are living in. So it's definitely not the last time I see them. Therefore you might get over it easier, despite the fact that it was bad of me to not be exhausted I just have to get over it. I think I kinda did this morning.

Now you probably got the feeling of me being a baby, but very small things has been bothering me for a while in my life. Now I can accept it and move on.

Even though I'm over it, I'm sorry about not having the possibility to meat my friends.

So, I'm gonna tell you a little about the day tomorrow. Tomorrow I'm going to Sweden to be in the best alpine center I know about (in other words; the best I've been at).  I'm going there with three great friends. Linn (played/plays in a band with her), Per Kristian (a cool dude I've known for a while) and my best friend Mattias (wild drummer and friend). Anyway, I think we're gonna have a lot of fun despite my skiing skills. I'm telling you this once, and no more: I was not born with skies on my feet like (almost) all Norwegians has. Snowblades are hardcore, OK?! I taken time to learn anything else like Twin-tip or snowboard. So I'm riding safe on Snowblades, even though it's silly. Sorry, but it is.

We are kinda worried that we're not gonna get the enthusiasm and hyperactive tomorrow. Especially Linn and I. Nothing is like being hyperactive on a alpine trip. Well, Mattias doesn't need that actually. He is always hyperactive :-)! That's great, cause then he will go nuts when drinking caffeine.

In other words: tomorrow's gonna be great! :-)

I gotta pack for tomorrow, but make sure to stay tuned at my blog! :-)

I'll see you later!

Hi guys!

This day has been kinda lazy. Today I've just been washing clothes and having problems with my stomach. Yay, how interesting. Still I'm actually writing about it. Why am I writing about something boring? Maybe that's the internet has turned out to be; making boring things fun. Before internet, no one thought that an orange could be as funny as The Annoying Orange. Think about it for a second. One single piece of fruit turns out to be a big laugh. There is something the internet has done to us. I were alive when the internet didn't exist, and back the I never thought about an orange being funny. I just thought that oranges has a sour taste. It still has, but it's extremely funny.

I'm not saying that this is a bad thing. It's good that small things become funny. It's important to expand our sense of humor. It's important that we get rid of our stone faces. Who wants to hear the same jokes time after time? I don't. I heard the same, boring joke a lot of times. Those joked sucks. But who don't like an annoying orange? In Norway there were a lot of jokes about the Swedish. Those jokes aren't funny at all, and everyone told them to many times. That's why the jokes sucks and are easy to get tired of. Just to make sure you don't misunderstand me - I love Swedish people! They're awesome : ). Do you like the flag on the left or to the right of the text :D? I've used on the right side every time. I thought it might be cool on the left. : )

Haha, I need to write the entire blog post before the battery is empty. I don't want to go upstairs and get the charge. That's how lazy I am at a Sunday with stomach pain. So don't judge me if this blog post is too short. I think you would understand if you also had this kind of problems. Ops, it's 19 minutes left of the battery...

Maybe I should end the blog here. Thank you for reading :)

I see you later!