Life of Bjoernar

Hey guys!

I just finished the last touches of the application that’s gonna make me move away from here. Finally I can feel it happen for real. It’s only 7 weeks of hard work before I can look forward to moving. I can’t wait. I’ve been looking forward to this moment for way too long.

I got a little late at blogging today because I’ve worked all day. Therefore you must apologize the length of this blog. It’s the final day of February, so I guess I’ll be blogging harder the next month. This month I’ve gotten some large numbers of viewers I don’t know where comes from. It doesn’t make any sense. It don’t seem like the numbers increases the views of the blogposts, but it says that the number has increased. Obviously, this month has been the most viewed month of my blog. I can’t believe it. Where do you guys come from?

Well, that’s a short update of my day. Enjoy yours. :D

Hey everyone!

Happy on a Sunday. Could it get any better? I gotta do some work today, but I still got a chance to enjoy the last day of my vacation I think. What the heck? There is going to be a ski race on TV now, and the lap is so strange. Well, they may do whatever they want. I feel sorry for them anyway. It is a 30 km pursuit for men, so I guess they’re trained for that kind of thing. I know I’m not, so it’s easier for me to say that it’s a strange lap.

OMG. I feel sorry for the guy all the way to the back of the skiers. It’s impossible for him to get at the front. Lol. Why is he joining anyway? I feel sorry for him. He’s like: dude, slow down and let me through. Haha. Now I’m just being bad. Good luck to the guy all the way at the back. Remember, never say never. ;-)

Speaking of never saying never, the film Justin Bieber is in obviously were released at theaters yesterday. I didn’t have any huge plans of seeing it, but maybe I will. The genre obviously is more of a documentary kinda thing. So perhaps it’s just a documentary that belongs on TV instead. I don’t know, but if I choose to buy a ticket for the premiere in Norway, I really expect it to be good. I’m not a fan of documentaries, so it better not bore me out. If this documentary is going to be good, it better kick Discovery Channel’s butt. ;-)

Since I’m already talking about movies, I might say a little about the Norwegian TV channel NRK again. They really need to plan their broadcasting and such before broadcasting. One of the clips they were going to broadcast, and it didn’t work, so they sent the previous clip they broadcasted. I saw the same clip twice because they didn’t plan the broadcasting good enough. Also, some times they put the cameras at random spots of things that doesn’t make any sense.

It sounds like I’m trying to slain the whole channel, but for the hundred time: YOU NEED TO IMPROVE YOUR CHANNEL! It feels so amateurish, and you should look better when an event like this is on the air. When the action happens, you do it pretty well, but I’m not satisfied about the quality you are giving us at the live shows. Do something about it, please.

The other channels that has live shows, they manage to do it pretty awesome. but NRK kinda screws it up a little bit. Use other TV channels as examples, and learn for them so you can become a better channel. You guys in NRK are doing a good job, but you could do it better - I know.

This better not harm my future carrier, because I’m helping the TV network to get better. If no one tells them what needs to be improved, then they’re gonna get weaker and weaker. We don’t want our oldest TV network to fade away because the quality is dropping. I’m helpful for you. I’m a little harsh while criticizing, but that’s how you learn. If I had a day with those who controls the broadcasting, I would help them as much as I can. I’m not educated. I’m not smart, but I know how to enjoy television. Listen to the viewers. They know. I just want the best for NRK, the other viewers and myself. :-)

Maybe they need a guy like me. A guys who’s doing nothing else than watching television to help them improve the quality of the broadcasting. Maybe that’s what I should do later in my carrier - work at a television network. I can criticize as much as I want. The TV network might not lift a finger to do something different because I say so. Maybe I should educate myself to help improving these networks without ruining it. We are a new generation. We know how TV should be.

I think Statoil is the one to day: «The heroes of tomorrow». Maybe it’s not only within music and sports. Maybe they need some heroes to improve TV as well. I’m just throwing a thought here. I don’t think anyone would mind improving a TV network. I wouldn’t mind if you told me in the comments if you agree or not. Is it just me who notice these kinda things or do you also notice them? Tell me.

Well, that better do for today. Hope you enjoy, and please comment or something. :-)

Hey you!

Hi guys.

You think the mood is any better? Bite me if it is. Seriously, I’m tired of all the things that bothers me. If only I could stop it.

Well, a blog is a blog; you gotta do it sometimes to keep the interests alive. I do got one thing that’s great. I heard Alexis Jordan on the TV today. She were on a Norwegian talk show, and sang the song «Happiness» at the end of the show. She’s pretty good. I’ll definitely buy her debut album when it releases. I don’t know whether to buy it on iTunes or for real, like a CD. I think iTunes is the best. I got a Macbook, I got a iTunes account... it’s not like I’m gonna throw away my Macbook next year or something. So I guys I’ll buy it on iTunes. I’ve never done it before. Kinda cool, I guess. At least you got some good things out of me. :-)

You know, maybe it’s just me not being able to be positive right now. When I think about it, I can let the thoughts stay at the side for a moment. But I guess it’s hard to leave them. The assignment I got I think isn’t gonna be done until Friday next week. That gives me 7 days more. The other things that bothering me: those things have been bothering me for some time now. I just got to think about them this week. It hasn’t bothered me a lot before. Why is it coming now? Is it my own fault that things are what they are? Whatever it is, it’s time to let it go. Life goes on. I can’t waste it on some bullshit that’s been going on for a long time without bothering me. Sorry for using the word «bullshit» online, but I’m dominating myself! I’m me, and nobody else are. The person I am every day, is me and no one else. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls: I think I’m finally am back!! :-D

Now, to prove it I wanna thank all of my readers for clicking in and checking in my life. You obviously care enough to read my blog, and I hope you’ll keep reading. When the video blog is up, it is for real. That’s when my dreams are becoming reality. I love you all. Peace to you all! <3

Hi guys.

I gotta say: this is the worst vacation I’ve ever had. Nothing has been alright beside the trip to Sweden. I’m ill, I feel guilty, jealous, lousy... I could keep on all day; I’m not feeling great. First of all; I’m ill, and that makes the entire vacation bad. Then my brothers girlfriend lost everything on her external hard drive. That’s what I’m feeling guilty about. We attached the hard drive to the xbox to watch film, but it said that the hard drive was empty. I’m blaming myself. It’s probably my fault, it always is. I’m not gonna tell you what the other things are, but you get the clue of why this is the worst vacation EVER.

Usually, I would tell you what to do in these cases, but this time I’m not sure either. What I’m gonna do is write everything down. Write down what’s bothering you and how you feel when feeling this way. Then you provide it to someone you trust, like a parent, brother, shrink... whatever. That’s the only suggestion I can come up with right now if you ever feel the same.

Ah great... I had to deny my friend to come over.... ARGH!!! That’s it, I’m out off here...

Hey guys!

How are you? I’m sitting in the living room just thinking. I’m thinking about the future. What am I going to do +++. There are a lot of unsolved codes in life. I’m actually stressed about the work I got this vacation. I wanna go to the alpine center, I need to do some work this week, I wanna relax.. you see where the stress and the anxious is kicking in? Hope you do, cause I don’t wanna over explain it. The point is: I don’t want anything to ruin my future or my fun. I know that both of these things might be ruined sometimes, and I don’t wanna put more weight on fun even though it’s tempting.

For instance; I wanna play the xbox right now. I can’t because I got work to do. So, the question is: am I going to play the xbox, or am I gonna work? The best thing for my future would be to work, but on the other hand, I have 5 days to do the work. That means, I can enjoy the xbox. Or can I? You see what I’m talking about? I’m literally picking up a fight with myself. I can’t win over myself. When I draw a conclusion, a part of me won when the other part lost. It’s like being in two football teams at once.

This is confusing to say without feeling that it’s over explained, but this is the fact of my everyday life. I’m here to tell you the story of my life, and there you have a part of it: over-complication. I have too much on my mind, too much to do, too large ambitions... I can’t fulfill them all. It’s time to shorten the list of needs. I don’t need to try so hard, but it will affect a dream. I don’t have to move to America, but it will affect a dream. Sometimes your dreams gotta be affected. That’s how it is. Everything doesn’t go as it plans. And when the plan fails, you need to move on with your life without getting stuck in the disaster.

No. When your dreams takes a turn, you gotta make new dreams out of the possibilities you have after the failure. By that way, you can accomplish something great again. If you don’t create new goals, you’re gonna end up saying that your life sucks, which it doesn’t. Not if you make new dreams. A short philosophy on dreams right there.

You know what? I’m gonna play some xbox. I got 5 days on the assignment. I can take an evening to play a video game. If I enjoy the rest of this evening, then doing some hard work until I’m done, I’m gonna be happy. If you enjoy yourself a little before working, you’re gonna have some energy to work. And when the work is done, you can enjoy yourself some more. The faster the tasks is done, the faster you get to enjoy yourself and the more time you get. I’m not saying that you should think of fun over work, depending on the situation and the time you got, but if you’re gonna make it anyway - do it! I’m going too... oh, my brother turned on the TV. He’s watching something else on the TV, so I can’t play the xbox. But you know what? Dreams changes, even if you don’t want it. I gotta change the dream right now. I’m gonna enjoy the TV instead. See? That’s how easy it is to use.

Take my advise, enjoy life, and I’ll see you later. :-)
 

Hi guys!

I’m back from a trip in Sweden, and I’ve enjoyed myself pretty well today. Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’ve had a great time today. Me, my brother, his girlfriend and my mother went to a town with a couple of stores. So I bought myself some new clothing, and some more that I can’t remember right now. Anyway, it was great and we went bowling afterwards. I’m kinda tired right now, so I’m just gonna let the pictures tell themselves.

Hey you all!

How are you doing? The sun is shining incredibly much today as well, so the vacation couldn’t start better. I’m a little concern about the temperature outside today if I’m going outside. Last night was cold; really cold. I was freezing at the living room and in my bedroom in the basement, so it wasn’t comfy. I don’t think the temperature has gone up, but I don’t know if I wanna go outside if it’s that cold. Oh... it’s -18ºC (-0.39ºF). That’s too cold to be outside. It’s in the middle of the morning, and it’s that cold. I’m not going outside. I don’t wrap myself into much clothing when I’m going outside, so there is no way that I’m going outside. Too bad, actually. The weather is so beautiful.

My brother (and maybe his girlfriend... hopefully) is coming to town I hope the upcoming week. I just hope they’re coming. I don’t what it is about having my brother and his girlfriend at my moms house. It’s so great. We watched Wall-E at my bedroom once, and I miss it. I don’t know what it is, but I’m looking forward to see them every time it’s considered. If they’re coming tomorrow, we’re probably going to bowl at Sweden with my mom. That’s fun. I don’t see them both so much, therefore it’s very nice to spend some time together.

Guys; DON’T EAT FROZEN DONUTS! When you’ve bought something you need to save for later, you put it in a freezer. That’s cool, you know, you need some food for later. But for the love of God, don’t freeze donuts. The donuts are tasteless when you decide to «unfreeze» it (there you go: that’s how good my English is). There might be a little bit of taste in it, but it’s nothing compared to when you bought it. So eat it or leave it - don’t freeze it. That’s a disaster move.

I was just thinking about the moving to USA, and I kinda wonder where I wanna move. I’ve been thinking about New York, Los Angeles and Phoenix. I’m not sure. I know I can afford it, but I just don’t know where I wanna live. I’m trying to make a «pros and cons» list, but it’s still hard to decide. New York might be a good place to search for jobs, and Los Angeles is hot and glamourous. I gotta choose between lifestyles, and that isn’t the easiest thing to do.

 
You wanna see something cool?  This clip is just hilarious! :D

Anyway, that’s it for today. I hope you enjoyed yourself... don’t take that the wrong way. :D
 

Hi everyone!

It’s extremely good to have some time off! It’s finally vacation. I’ve been waiting for this vacation for a while now, and I gotta say: the first day of vacation is awesome. The sun is shining, my coffee tastes great, I slept long... could it get better than this?

I’ve been seeing a commercial about this new «western» movie called True Grit. I want to see that. It seems very, very exciting. The premiere were yesterday, but I was too far away from a theater so I couldn’t see it. Has anyone seen the movie yet? Is it awesome? I haven’t watched any western movies before, mainly because it doesn’t seem exciting enough. This movie, though, caught my attention at once. There are a lot of movies I wanna see, but it’s too bad that I live too far away from a theater.

Have you even watched everyones status change, photos, videos or game achievements on Facebook? Do you do that? I bet you don’t. Do you know what I suggest you to do? I suggest you make a friend list of those you actually «cares» about (which means, who you want to comment +++). When you’ve done that, go to the home page and edit the settings on «most recent». I’ll promise you that Facebook is better to use when there are statuses, photos, videos +++ that you care about. I’ve been watching all of those updates I give a crap about. Now I’m only watching those I care about. Clever, eh? :D

The voice of Viasat Explorer creeps me out. I’m tired of his voice. It’s dark, it’s familiar and I’m so tired of listen to it every time it’s commercial. No, I don’t watch it. My dad does, but it’s in the background and it creeps me out. I’m not denying my dad to watch Viasat Explorer, but the voice in the commercial and the channel itself makes me sick. It’s just an opinion.

Haha, I guess someone doesn’t take their vacation just yet. Someone I work with asked about an assignment that had to be done by Friday. I’m not gonna stress myself with work in my vacation yet. I’m gonna hold it back for a while so I actually can take some time to relax. But good luck to those who wants to think about work, I’m not denying that ;-). Just remember to chill a little bit as well. ;-)

OMG, where are the conversation topics?! I’m seriously trying to make a conversation, but what is it to talk about? So far we’re only send hearts. Where is the topics?! I don’t understand. With other people, a conversation topic comes at once. With this chic, there are no subjects what so ever. Haha, she and I got some screws loose. :D

You know, poking is kinda boring. Why are we poking each other on Facebook? It’s only a proof of the lack of hobbies. I’m not gonna poke back all of those who pokes me. It’s a waste of lifetime. People are like: «Oh, a poke! I gotta poke back». It never stops, and we waste our lives on the damn poke button. I guess people are to desperate about winning the poke war. I’m telling you this right away; you never win the poke war against me. I’m like the master ninja army of ambushing.... like that made sense. Stop trying, I’m owning you all anyway. I’m just making a great tactic. That’s why I don’t re-poke you at once. You can’t deny this pokerface. :D

I’m freezing, I need a blanket, so I’m seeing you later. :-D
 

Hi.

Sorry for not blogging yesterday, but I was working all night. However, the vacation is coming around. Finally I’m getting a week off. Even though I probably have to work a little bit during the vacation, the most important is that I’m getting time to relax.

OMG! Alli, as known in «Internet Killed Television»,  just pulled the most hilarious prank ever! Alli is enganged to Charles, which makes this prank even more hilarious. Alli pretends that the engagement ring fell down into the sink, which it doesn’t. Alli’s acting perfectly like it really happen. I suggest you check it out. The video preview obviously failed, so click here to see it.

In Norway and Sweden there is a «battle», which basically is about Norway and Sweden competing against each other in winter sports. I gotta make a statement about that «battle», or whatever you wanna call it. The Norwegians aren’t being good winners or losers. When Norway looses, they get pissed off and blames their health or whatever. When they win, they are bad winners. They’re like: Sweden sucks, haha, we won! Sweden is taking it easy when winning or loosing. That’s why I’m hoping for a Swedish victory.

Anyway, it’s vacation tomorrow for me. So what am I gonna do besides the work? I was considering a trip to the alpine center in Sweden, but I hope my friend Vilde comes. I haven’t seen her in a while, so I hope she’ll join along with Linn (which you remember from my last trip). The alpine center trip is hilarious. The first time we went to Sweden at the alpine center, Per Kristian broke his staff in the elevator. That’s one epic fail!

Well, that was a short update of today. See you later!
 

Hey!

Sorry for not blogging yesterday, but I were too busy with my valentine... not! If I had to write something, you probably wouldn’t cared for anything else than the valentines day. That’s why I didn’t write anything. Seriously, how should a single guy like me tell everyone how great a valentines day is? For me it’s like any other day; I eat, work and sleep. No one gives me flowers, I don’t give other people flowers. The attention is the same. What’s the difference between valentines day and a regular day for a single?

Well, the biggest difference must be for them who desperately needs a girl/boyfriend. I’m talking about those who’s watching Titanic alone, crying in front of a computer while being on a dating site on valentines day. Luckily, I’m not one of them. I’m just a regular guy who don’t give any more attention on the valentines day than I usually get. No one I met yesterday talked about the valentines day. No one. Some of them even have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. I didn’t hear a single word about it, unless I brought it up. I didn’t, though.

OMG it’s so freaking cold. I’m inside, yet, it’s incredibly cold. I don’t like Norway. It’s too cold. USA is the perfect temperature. Ah, I want to go to the USA and stay there. I actually made some research this weekend. Moving permanently doesn’t cost more than 120 000 NOK ($20474.72). A car in Norway costs more. That’s for the first year. The next year you don’t need to pay more than 72 000 a year ($12284.83). That’s if a rent of an apartment is around $1000 per month, which it is in Los Angeles. That’s amazing.

This is what I’m talking about - LP.

No, that’s enough about yesterday. Let’s talk about today. I’ve lost my phone, which means I didn’t have an alarm from my phone to wake my up. Therefore I attached an old disc machine...thing... to a «clock device». When the clock turned around 5 AM, the disc machine tuned on and played Y.M.C.A. LOL. That’s one way to wake up in the morning. I’m gonna make a tutorial some day about that thing so you understand. The point is: it’s genius! So I woke up at 0515 AM, showered, ate, drank coffee and went to do some work.

I’m having a film-project with a couple of people, so it’s intense work to get it done by Friday (when the premiere is). We’re making this silly mob film about a woman cleaning up some work after her father passed. Therefore the mob boss, this woman, needs to find a guy who owes them money from drugs. He got several chances, but he hasn’t payed of his debts. His finger was cut off previously because he didn’t pay, so they were going to cut another finger before he says where he has a lot of money. Then the mob crew follows him to his office, while «getting» the money. «Getting» means for the victim, than he’s waiting for another mob crew, this time a crew he’s made a deal with. The crew gets drugs and he gets protecting. That’s why they’re going to rescue him. This turns into a shootout, but I can’t say how it ends. If it’s gonna be uploaded on my blog, I can’t tell you how it’s ending. You know my friend Daniel? He’s the victim in the movie. I’m really looking forward to the results, but we have to work hard to get it done. So most of the days before my vacation starts goes away into that project.

Nah, this is it for today. :-)
 

Hey!

This day didn’t last long. I’ve been helping and cleaning the entire day. I know you’re not suppose to clean up on a Sunday, but I did anyway. But that’s not everything I did today - I tried to video blog. This is the first time I made a long video blog. Even though it didn’t succeed, it’s a step closer to great vlogging material. There is still things that needs to be improved like the accent and camera position. I wasn’t that happy about the accent on the clip I recorded. When I talked in normal speed, my accent turned into a Norwegian-English accent. When I talked slower, my accent became americanized. That’s apparently something I gotta improve. When I was vlogging, the camera taped me like my hands were straight down. I need to have the camera right in front of me. That’s something I gotta practice. I’m not happy about my appearence either, so that’s something I wanna work on. So as you can see, there is a lot of things that needs to be put together before being able to upload a video blog on the internet (YouTube).

Without practice, you fail!

That’s where I believe most of the failures comes. People don’t realize the mistakes they’re making. I’m pretty careful about how the footage is, so it’s maybe just me being a bit paranoid. Still, the point is that people need to make sure everything’s alright before doing something that fails. For instance, if a band wanna become famous after playing together for a week. It’s gonna fail, believe me. What the band probably in this case are missing is talent. Without talent, they’re without consideration. No one’s gonna sit down and wait till this band gets great. Another thing is that they don’t see the fact that they need to improve their skills as a band, before trying to get famous. This is common for everyone who wants to share some skills with others. No one’s gonna find a video blog interesting if it’s five minutes of: «Uhm»,  «so», «well», «you know» +++. You need to provide what you wanna say in a way that’s interesting and understandable. That’s why I need more practice. The information I’m gonna share with you, needs to be clear. If not, then I’m not gonna upload anything. When a new talent is gonna be shared, you should at least try to compare yourself with someone else. If you’re far from the one you’re comparing yourself to - forget it. Don’t even bother. You see where I’m going?

I’m looking at the map of the United States of America. I’m falling completely in love with it. The names of all the states... OMG. I don’t care where I’m at when I’m in America. If I get my feet on US soil, I’ll be incredible happy. I just wanna move there now! I’m already saving some cash for my first trip to USA. Give me tips: where should I go? New York? Los Angeles? Phoenix? Las Vegas?! Tell me. I know you’re quiet, but come on! I’ve been to Arizona, Utah, New Mexico and Colorado. Is there some other places I should go? TELL ME!!!

Two cups of coffee - still tired. What’s going on?! :O

I’m out of here, catch you later!
 

Hey you!

The day to day has literally been relaxing. I’ve done nothing but relaxing completely. I’ve been playing online games, playing guitar and chilling out. I haven’t cared about anything else than myself (and the dogs) today.

I watched the Eurovision Song Contest of Norway, and my favorite song won! Hurray! Stella Mwangi is the greatest. It’s great to see that an «african» song win the Eurovision Song Contest of Norway. I’m so sick of the Norwegian songs which is suppose to be so «Eurovision Song Contest style». We need variation in our contest, instead of having some boring things with same notes, same lyrics +++. Go Stella Mwangi! She deserves to go to the final in Dusseldorf, Germany. I usually don’t like what Norway is qualified with, except «Fairytale» by Aleksander Rybak. Finally there is someone I like that going through to the final.

So what else is up today? I don’t know. You never give comments, so I’m just guessing that everything’s alright. By the way, Egypt, congratulations with the abdication of Mubarak. As I see it, that’s what you want and need. Therefore I’m glad to say that he’s finally getting off his president chair. I clearly have no clue of what went on in Egypt, but I know you wanted him off the chair. So congratulations!

Speaking of chairs; this chair was awesome! OMG. It’s extremely comfy. Where does this come from? I gotta make sure I buy some new furniture for my new apartment. I don’t wanna sit on some crappy wooden chair collapsing without warning. No, I need a chair JUST like this. :-)

Shopping. Yeah, that’s a sacred word. The best place to shop in Norway might just be in the greatest cities; Oslo and Trondheim. I’m going to Oslo to get myself some stuff real soon I guess. I don’t wanna buy stuff in some crappy stores next door. I don’t like the stores at the small villages nearby. The range of goods isn’t to believe in these small villages. It’s so poor. No, Oslo is the best. Viva La Oslo!

I’m telling you this for real: I got my own playlist of music when I’m going to Oslo. There is some songs that should get «Oslo» as a genre. I just wanna call the music «Oslo». It’s so nice! I honestly wanna move to Oslo. I know, I know. I want to move to the USA as well, but listen up! First I’m moving to Oslo, then I’m living a year in USA, then I’m moving back to Oslo. If I like the USA more, I move back. If not, I stay in Oslo. Lol. I’m smart, right? :D

But I’ll see you later. I gotta chat with the greatest girl on the planet at the moment. Congratulations Stella Mwangi, Egypt and Viva La Oslo! :D

Hey you guys!

Ah, finally it’s weekend. I’ve been looking forward to the weekend a lot. I just don’t say it, because you all do. Don’t tell me you don’t. Don’t even dare! Anyway, I’m at my moms and grandma, «step-father» and my brother is here. Hurray! I’m just gonna enjoy this great weekend before the presentation starts on Monday. But who cares about Monday, when it’s Friday night?! Let’s chill out!

I’m thinking about that video blog name. I’m considering «Nerd Preferred» or «Raids with Shades». I just don’t know which one, or if these names are good enough. I thought it might be good to say in the intro: «Hi. I’m Bjoernar, and this is Nerd Preferred!» You get me? I want something catchy, otherwise, no one will remember the name. If it’s gonna be «Raids with Shades», it would be like: «Hi. I’m Bjoernar. You and I Raids with Shades!» Ok, that’s kinda lame. Raids the Internet with Shades? W00T? Lol, I just made a horrible idea obviously. Maybe I should try making the logos first, then choice what name to choose. Damn, I’m smart. Lol.

I’m trying to check what kinds of premiers coming up this week, because I can’t make the premier today. There is a norwegian film having a premier today, but I can’t make it. Therefore, I need to find out if there’s going to be any other premiers this months. Otherwise, I’ll be sad. I haven’t been to a single premier this year. I don’t like it. This should have a Facebook dislike button. By the way, where is the dislike button on Facebook? Everybody wants it. What’s so hard about putting a dislike button beside the like button? Facebook would be revolutionary with a dislike button. Just make the Facebookers happy, once. We want the dislike button. Give us the dislike button, Mr. Zuckerberg!

I’ve been thinking a lot about moving to the USA. It seems like the interest of moving there just increase every day. I don’t like walking around talking Norwegian. Lol. That’s not the main reason why I wanna move to America, though. I just mention it. I literally have a better vocabulary in English than Norwegian. W00T? It’s true. I know more English words than Norwegian words. If there is a word in Norwegian I don’t know what is, I say it in English. The world’s messed up, man. :-D

Haha, Firefox owns IE for real.

I’ll probably blame the internet. Lol. Before the internet came, Norwegians probably were... Norwegians. Afterwards, the Norwegian language has turned into an English-Norwegian language. I honestly use a lot of English words when I know I can say them in Norwegian. Let’s blame the internet for being genius. Thank you!

Well, I gotta eat a lovely dinner with my family - ketchup with you... get it? :-D

Hey you guys!

What’s going on? This day has been kinda bad and kinda good at the same time. The bad thing is that I’ve been ill all day. I thought I was gonna puke several times today, but luckily I wasn’t. I tried to go to the club once, and it worked out kinda great. I didn’t feel so ill now. Tomorrow I’m doing my presentation - FINALLY! God I’ve waited for a long time.

I obviously got influence on a girl I know. She reed my blog and wanted to do a blog herself. I’m awesome, damn. I’ll promote her page as soon as she gets going with it. I’m not promoting someone who’s not into blogging. The blogger gotta have passion for the blogging. Not just blogging to get noticed. Lol. I don’t. I’m just writing because it’s the best way to think. I think better when I write than if I’m just thinking.

I met a writer today, who write books. No shit? Anyway, she was kinda cool. She told me that she were playing World of Warcraft. I’ve never met a 50-year old writer playing World of Warcraft. Lol. It was kinda fun to meet her.

OMG, the nerves for the presentation kicks in now. Why now? OMG. The presentation could be done any other time of the week, and the nerves also could have come earlier. What the heck? It doesn’t make sense. Did I always know that the presentation was going to be tomorrow?  I usually don’ believe this kind of deja vu, but maybe it does. I don’t like this. But I got some ways to calm down the nerves. Do you wanna know? Well, you don’t actually have any choice. :-)

I’m sure there is a lot of good tips about calming your nerves, but there are some simple things that’s easy to accomplish. First step is to breath slowly. When your nervous, you might be breathing pretty fast. Try slowing down on your breathing. Inhale a while, hold, and exhale slowly. That’s the basic tip. You also have methods like listening to relaxing music, count slowly to ten, sleep and have some fun. What you wanna do is to remove all thought about what’s making you anxious. Try thinking of something else, and by doing what I said will make you think about something else.

I’m really nervous for the presentation tomorrow. What I’m gonna do is to sleep, reduce amount of coffee (that’s gonna be a hard one), listen to some relaxing music, breath slowly and count to ten. Well, I can’t guarantee the anxiousness to disappear, but it’s gonna help you. Trust me. This doesn’t only counts when being stressed out or anxious. We all need to calm down a little, even if we’re extremely calm. You can always be calmer and more relaxed.

I gotta go right now, but I hope you enjoyed todays blog. Take it easy (got it?). :D

Heeeeey!

You know what? Today I’m happy. I’m happy as a... dog..? I’m happy, that’s the point! I experience a lot of crap during a day, but the day isn’t as bad after all. Especially when I’m home, and not around the people who annoys me. The home is a great escape. Unfortunately, I ain’t got much food right now. I’m just gonna go to the store and buy some food right now, otherwise my day will suck.

I didn’t have my presentation today either. Come on... I don’t wanna wait with my presentations. It sucks to wait when you’re nervous. I wanna make it a good presentation, and waiting is gonna make me more nervous.

Haha, I forgot to turn on the laundry, so the clothes laid in the washer until recently when I closed the door hard enough. OMG I’m so stupid. Do you ever do that, or is it just me doing this? Now I gotta stay up late only to wash clothes. Yay for me. Well, I’m a ninjaturtle anyway... I’m gonna make it. :-D

My IQ’s so low that it hits the floor while thinking. :-)

But seriously, IQ tests fail. I did a couple, and the results were not even close. Lol. Therefore it’s hard to tell my IQ, but I guess it’s low enough to NOT closing a door. Lol!

My friend, Daniel, is hilarious. I don’t know where that came from, but I just had to say it. He moved here last year, and he got some hilarious proverbs and body movements. It’s hilarious every time Mattias and I bring it up. Haha! This is probably isn’t gonna make sense for you guys, but I gotta write it: «FLAAAARAAAA!!!». Hahaha!! :D. You won’t understand. We’re too retarded for you to understand. :-)

My friends are pro; that tells everything. :-)

I had to make a quick layout for my blog right now. It’s kinda poor, but I love the header, so I gotta have it. Lol. :D

I gotta transfer a couple of pictures right now, but I guess I’ll see you tomorrow. Or what? :-)
 

Hey guys!

So today I’ve been sad, angry and hasn’t felt good at all what so ever. I hate those days. Now I gotta read for the second presentation I got tomorrow. I didn’t do the presentation today, so I still got two presentations left. Why is it so hard to do the presentations at time? I don’t like it. Something’s always in the way. It annoys me a lot. I wanna do the presentations quickly so I don’t have to be nervous anymore. I don’t know why I’m getting nervous for a presentation when I’ve done it a hundred times. Lol. I’m a strange human being.

Well, I sent an application that’s gonna make me move away. Hurray!

You know, I can’t talk right now. I need to focus on my carrier and my life. Bye.. :D

Hey hey!

What’s up?! Good, I’m not stabilized today. Lol. I’m all about the holidays now. I got vacation in 2 weeks, hurray! I got almost no assignments to do beside the two presentations. But that just a piece of a cheesecake. You don’t want that cheesecake to be large. Lol. I’m hyperactive while I’m reading for the presentation tomorrow. Music and work doesn’t collide. OMG, you should have seen my face right now. I though the bass fell down, and it was only a folder. OMG my heart just hit the wall. Lol.

OMG I just found the greatest jacket and hat of all time. I fell completely for it. I’m pretty careful about choosing clothing, but this one rocks. Here it is. David Beckham is a genius! Baby I like it! OMG I’m so lame. :-)

Love is confusing guys. Just admit it. Some days your like a girl a lot, some days you get the feeling that you shouldn’t talk to her at all. Lol. I don’t know the causes, but what I know is that some days shouldn’t affect what you mean. The girl I like is awesome, and if somedays sucks, then don’t think about it. You should only care when it’s frequently. Bjørnar, the next answering machine of love. Lol. :D

Hey you... SMILE!!!

I got a meeting tomorrow with a woman who’s gonna help me with my future. I hope it’s gonna go well. I don’t wanna waste my future on something horrible. Those meeting are important, duh? :D

Sorry, I’m hyperactie. :-)

I don’t like blogger.com. It makes me look so amateurish. I gotta make my own webpage. By the way, I tried to figure out a vlog name: «Nerd Blurred!», «Nerd Preferred!», «First Grade Grenade» or «Raids with Shades». Random, yes, good? You decide. Let me know guys!!!

I’ll see you.... yeah, later. :)
  

Hey you!

Today I had to do some assignments that has to be done by tomorrow, so I’m kinda stressed a little. I sat down for a moment and thought about how much I actually care about my future. I’m working my ... off just to have a good carrier. It’s like nothing else than my future matters, but that’s not entirely true. A carrier isn’t the place you seek happiness, but it’s a part of your happiness. I feel that I have to get a good carrier to have a good life, but that doesn’t make sense. Love to friends and family is where happiness comes from. Doing what you want is where happiness comes from.

The carrier should only be a part of surviving, but in my case it’s more than that. I know I can be happy without having a great carrier, but my brain obviously doesn’t. I’m not gonna stop getting a good carrier, but the fear of not becoming happy if I don’t have a good carrier is there. That’s why I’m working as much as I do. I can’t remember the last time I played my XBOX for instance.

I’m not complaining, but I’m sharing information you need. Your carrier isn’t everything, but it is a part of it. My biggest ambitions is to move to the United States of America. I don’t need the best carrier in the world to be able to move there. My point is: your happiness doesn’t come from your carrier, but do your best to get a good one. After saying all of this, I won’t change the way of working. I’m gonna succeed, but if I don’t do it well, I’m not gonna let that ruin my happiness. You get it? It’s the «after-effect» I don’t want to fear. That’s the main point.

Seriously, I checked flight ticket costs yesterday to Phoenix, Arizona. I checked the costs of hotels and I was about to search for apartments until I understood that it’s crazy to start searching now. I’m not sure if I wanna stay in Phoenix, but I searched it anyway. I’ve been to Phoenix, Arizona and it’s damn hot. Anyway, I’m kinda excited about the wish of moving to USA. What I’m probably will do is to move there for a year, go back to Norway for a year and if I miss the USA (which I probably will), I’ll move back. I don’t wanna move immediately if it seems like I ain’t gonna like it.

Argh, I can’t stop thinking about the video blogging. I gotta start soon. Why haven’t I started yet? I wanna vlog, now! I gotta find a name for the vlog if I’m gonna start. I can’t call it «Bjoernars vlog», I’m not satisfied with that. No one has participated to the contest of finding a name. Well, no one wants to win. If you have an idea, comment on «Win a Secret». I think I posted it in January. I was thinking about calling it Brilliant! , but there was some sort of an art group with that name before. I don’t know if it’s legal to use that kind of name if someone else has had it. Give me suggestions!!!

Well, that’ it for today. Stay tuned for more, and I’ll catch up with you.
 

Hi!

Sorry for not blogging in three days, but a lot has been up. Internet disappeared, dogsledding world championship and stress. Yes, that’s three weird reasons why I haven’t have time to blog. I just hate when the internet disappears. The dogsledding world championship weren’t very exciting, to be honest, but that’s just me. Stress is lame, enough said. So there you go.

I’ve been stressed out today as well. I’m afraid that my presentation I’m gonna have next week is gonna fail. I have a doubt that my content isn’t enough/good enough. Dislike. But I’ve tried to chill out a bit today. I’ve played some online games (in other words; waisted my life), watching the TV and eaten some sort of a traditional Swedish «dinner-cake» dish... yeah. It tasted pretty good though. The most impressive part about the cake, is that my dad baked it. It’s a large «cake» covered in slices of lemon, shrimps, salmon +++. It’s actually quite good. It’s not a sweet taste. It’s something you could eat for a dinner/lunch at a café or something. It’s good. I’m gonna try some more later.

I reed a «Facebook-like» today, and it made me realize how stupid racism is. I’ve always thought racism is stupid, but today it made racism look even more idiotic.

It said:

«Your car is Japanese. Your Vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your Beers are German. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your numbers -Arabic, your letters -Latin. And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant? Pull yourself together! like if you're against racism.»


That is soooo true. There’s no point of being racist when everything you do, use +++ is from another country. The racists may try to make up their own numbers, letter, dishes and ways to get around. The racists are basically hating themselves. I’m against racism. It’s like I gotta say: «Sorry that people live in the world» and «sorry that your country doesn’t invent everything». Lame, huh? No one is better than others. People are people. Let them be that. 


OMG... I made this blog and forgot to blog it on Saturday. Now it’s Sunday 12.12 AM. Lol. Well, talk to you later.
  

Hey guys!

Today I’ve been devastated. I didn’t eat for 9 hours today, and I had to get home to do a lot of tasks later. OMG. That’s hard. I was suppose to go to a writing class today, but I couldn’t because I have too much to do. I kinda suffers a lot for my future. I don’t play guitar, I don’t play games, I don’t watch TV... My future obviously means a lot to me.

I might have a presentation tomorrow. Therefore I’ve had a lot of pressure today for the presentation. I wanna do well, even though I don’t have a good feeling about it. I don’t feel nervous though.

God, I need a break...

I gotta tell you something. Love is a confusing thing. Sometimes it’s easy to understand, sometimes it’s not. Sometimes you wonder if the girl/guy likes you (in my case, girl... I’m not gay.), and sometimes you don’t. What I’m trying to say is that it’s confusing some days. It’s as confusing as it is to explain it, that’s the thing. When you like someone, you wonder somedays if she doesn’t like you when she does. I’ve experienced that a lot. Sometimes it’s been nothing but a mistake, but there is times when it’s for real. Sometimes you like someone who doesn’t like you. When that happens, you try too much. Been there, done that. Sometimes you take a joke literally, which means that offensive words that’s meant for a joke makes it serious. Been there, done that. That’s the most confusing part of love.

I’m too young to know what real love is. I know people that’s younger than me, and still say that they know what love is. It’s hard to believe, but if that’s what they believe then I won’t ruin that. It’s probably just me. If I want a relationship, I want a serious one. Not some crazy internet thing that lasts for a week or that’s far from serious. I’ve tried internet relationships, and it’s hard to keep a good relationship out of that. I’m not gonna do that again. Internet relationships = never again. It’s fine to meat someone only and then fall in love OUTSIDE of the internet, but I can’t base my love through internet. Not anymore.

By the way; I wanna give the girl I like the honor of being in my blog today. You’re great, and you know who you are. :-)

That’s it for today, take care - don’t be care. :-)